Name: Mick Parsons
Current Occupation: Me
Education:
1. Three wizards
2. Four wood nymphs
3. A pirate-killing siren
4. A band of pirates
5. One mad prophet
6. Various and sundry outlaws, cutthroats, and saints
Career Objective: Keep all the pieces of my soul in one place
Salary Expectations: Coffee. Beans. Beer. One Granny Smith apple a day.
Hobbies and Interests:
Omnidirectional pathless cartography; gardening; self-recrimination; reading
Are you legally permitted to work in the United States?
My permit is tucked in my left boot.
References:
If you like what you\’re reading here, check out my work for sale on Amazon: www.amazon.com/author/mickparsons You can also throw a little in the tip jar:
